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GOOD MORNING BOLLOCKS!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 6:52, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 7:13, archived)
Good morning MC how are you?

(Fantasma:, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 7:14, archived)
glad i've run out of valium i think it just makes you itchy
got given a strip and when you don't need it don't seem to do anything, works if you're stressed af tho. but i am chill so pointless taking it, took it all anyway
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 7:16, archived)
Do not stop Valium abruptly
It needs to be weaned off
(Fantasma:, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 7:18, archived)
only 14 tablets i know you become physically dependant
after not too long, but no worries there
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 7:20, archived)
ps. anyone got any vallies

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 7:22, archived)
I was discharged from hospital with a shitload of lorazepam
And got addicted. I think it's similar stuff
(Fantasma:, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 7:29, archived)
"If the drug ends in '-azepam',
You'll soon be a spaz(epam)."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 23 Oct 2024, 10:21, archived)
It's true
I horrible stuff. But when you are in dire straights it can be a life saver.
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 10:25, archived)
I had to have some injectable one when I was very sick in 2004 hospitalization
I was quite, quite mad.
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 10:37, archived)
at least you're all better now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 13:30, archived)
Mostly
Still get quite depressed though
That will be with me for life or until "they" find a cure
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 13:52, archived)
just cure yourself by being less of a miserable twat

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 17:48, archived)
*tries*

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:47, archived)
that wasn't hard now was it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 20:18, archived)

youtu.be/PUbgiBGyH14?si=daXEeJfoiq5EOvzZ
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)
I was hoping that was a song

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 12:29, archived)
It's Mark Knopfler from Dire Straits.
I was being terribly amusing and clever.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 12:57, archived)
Yes I know that's why I was trying to be amusing
By saying I was hoping it would be one of their songs. I love them BTW.
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 13:30, archived)

Well looks like we're both terribly amusing.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 14:06, archived)
Hahahahaha
❤️❤️❤️
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 14:15, archived)
I approve this message

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 12:29, archived)
Sympathy morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 7:20, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 7:20, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Oct 2024, 7:59, archived)
Hi there

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 9:38, archived)
Hello Sam

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Oct 2024, 10:08, archived)
Morning
the cat jumped on a shelf this morning, the fixings weren't strong enough for her AND the plants on the shelf so the all slid onto the floor from about 2m up and now the whole kitchen is a state. Looks like we've been burgled. Just gonna leave it and clear up when I get back...

Gonna have to get proper plasterboard fixings...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 9:27, archived)
Poor thing must have gotten a huge fright

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 9:38, archived)
She did but we checked and she's not hurt
We moved her stuff into the front room (food, litter tray etc) and she's got the run of the rest of the house. She's fine now. Back to investigating every last mm of the place...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 10:50, archived)
Aw sweet
I wish I could have a cat. But we have a dog that hates cats. I've also decided no more animals. We've raised many many animals and the heartache when they die is too much.
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 10:55, archived)
Yeah. That was one of my biggest arguments against getting a cat up to now
but I've had pets before and been pretty sanguine about it when they've died. She is living a VERY GOOD life indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 12:24, archived)
There are so many needing good homes that I feel bad and selfish

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 12:32, archived)
You're my second favourite MC after Escher

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 9:49, archived)

Escher Miker G
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 10:14, archived)
After giving a brief listen
I can confirm I do NOT like MC Miker G or his shit moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 10:18, archived)
a-well-a-ring-a-rang-a-dong for a hol-ee-day
lol dong
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 10:50, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8427936
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:38, archived)

Miker G Grindah
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 23 Oct 2024, 10:41, archived)
morning
Wednesday smensday
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:14, archived)
Morning
Only got kicked out of one pub last night, I must be slipping
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:19, archived)
Why did you get kicked out?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:32, archived)
Some weird bitch tried to drag me off my chair to dance with her
I explained about my ribs and said that I wouldn't be dancing with anyone. I thought that was the end of it, but apparently, she took offence. Half an hour later, she walked up behind me and ragged my hair. Her fella was there in about 2 seconds, apologised and dragged her away. My mate decided that this wasn't good enough and started screaming at her. The bouncers then threw us out, but let the other 2 stay, despite the fact that I was the one who was assaulted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:39, archived)

youtube.com/shorts/O8D7IZMRupM?si=9H5zb7m_Xeb-03li
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:42, archived)
A bit like that, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:46, archived)
well as long as you had a good time

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:49, archived)
I did
Got home about 45 minutes ago, so I'm eating spicy noodles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:57, archived)
You want the bollocks? You can't handle the bollocks

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 12:24, archived)
SHOW ME THE BOLLOCKS!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Oct 2024, 13:28, archived)