just ordered a pizza from dominos
last time i got a completely different pizza to what i ordered but i was hungry so just ate it.

fingers crossed for this time tho
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:13, archived)

Spent the last three hours reattaching the shelf to the wall
Using more fixings this time. Cat isn’t bothered. Just a fresh challenge to her…
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:15, archived)

put foil on it

(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:20, archived)

then into the oven at gas mark 5 for 50 mins

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:23, archived)

But she’s soooooo cute!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:24, archived)

cute tasty
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:31, archived)

Put a donk on it

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:23, archived)

The Shatout Poo, more like!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Oct 2024, 20:01, archived)

Fuck me.
Another vintage reference.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 22:27, archived)

I.hope you attach it firmly this time!
Good for you giving the kitty a good home though, I meant to say down there vvv
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:43, archived)

Yum
Sharing is caring
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:16, archived)

well yeah it's a pizza for 4 people so bring two friends with you
and i'll tell you all to fuck off
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:19, archived)

I will eat that whole pizza
Not exaggerating
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:24, archived)

so will i, considering stalking and travel time i think i am more likely to eat all of it than you

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:32, archived)

I'm just saying I could eat a pizza for 4
And still ask for cake
After
*burp*
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:40, archived)

no cake

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:42, archived)

Pizza with beer or coke and chocolate cake
The best. That would be my death row last meal
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:45, archived)

i can't eat on coke

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:48, archived)

COCA COLA!

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 20:43, archived)

I would pretty much order pizza from anywhere else than dominos
I'm quite lucky in my small town to have a few decent independent pizza places
(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 22:44, archived)

Footlong Sidekicks
Finally – the wait is over: The Footlong Sidekicks are here! This means more size and choice for all food lovers.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 22:45, archived)