Had one of those mid-life "health MOTs" recently.
Results indicate perfectly healthy heart and liver function, but apparently I need to cut down on my drinking (presumably for the sake of my poor, battered heart and liver), lol.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Nov 2024, 15:23, archived)

Maybe next time turn up sober.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 18:54, archived)

Look, it's not my fault if the reception desk has a bottle of ethanol-based antiseptic hand wash just sitting there where anyone could accidentally unscrew the dispenser pump and drink the whole lot.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:30, archived)