Don't apologise for exerting your authority.
Stomp all the threads. Let them know you're the boss.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:18, archived)

Then piss on them

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:31, archived)

then wank them off and shove a gherkin up their bumholes

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:43, archived)

Is WTOASAGUTB the new CIIJASII?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:47, archived)

Christ, it's a bit early on a Monday to be this turned on.
But go on.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:57, archived)