That US stocks fund I'm in has gone up 6.3% in the space of about 6 months, get in.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:25, archived)

My pænus has gone up your nan 6.3%

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:28, archived)

Cor!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:30, archived)

I'm on 190% with some investments.
It's been a good year. I hate doing my own tax returns though, might employ someone else to do it.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:29, archived)

it's called an accountant you fucking pleb

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:30, archived)

omg really?! Thanks man! Didn't know.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:32, archived)

i'm here to help
i just can't believe you ruined harry potter. you bastard.
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:33, archived)

<3

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:33, archived)

Yes, his arse was in tatters. "YOU'RE A WIZARD'S SLEEVE HARRY"

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 21:00, archived)

rowling did that already m8

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 21:10, archived)

wot a bitch

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 22:29, archived)

Does anyone know someone whose partner is an accountant?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:31, archived)

i think accountants are solitary creatures
so, no.
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:35, archived)

st c
nd ck
+ my arse
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:55, archived)