
You know what it is. Dave Trouser is impressed at your will power thus far.
Keep it up, and have a lovely weekend!
( , Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:44, archived)

apart from everything else Stewart Lee keeps jumping into my head and yelling 'have you read the harry potter and the tree of nothing? no i haven't. but i have read the complete works of the romantic poet and visionary william blake, so fuck off' and it's making it rather difficult to pay attention
( , Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:00, archived)

and fairly dimwitted kids at that.
( , Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:02, archived)

but then i am being lazy and watching it on netflix, the books might be better. but i haven't got time for that shit
( , Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:02, archived)

If so, they had a chance to grow up with the books and films and they can be excused for thinking it’s good, if not forgiven.
If they’re older than 45 then they most likely have kids of their own, or they just have bad taste.
( , Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:05, archived)

( , Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)

Which should tell you all you need to know about them.
( , Sat 9 Nov 2024, 10:09, archived)

They just had "Snape kills Dumbledore" on them, and left them face down in a few spots on my desk.
1) Nosey fucks turned them over.
2) Grown adults obsessing over childrens' books got upset.
The overlap between people that can't mind their own business, and infantile real-world obsessions, is quite large.
( , Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:06, archived)

( , Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:11, archived)

They kept comparing every-fucking-thing to Potterland, even work stuff. Inserting it into every conversation they could. Keep in mind, these people were in their late 30s and 40s *back then*.
It worked. They stopped doing it.
( , Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:12, archived)

You absolute Hufflepoofter.
( , Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)

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( , Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:19, archived)

wizards can get fucked.
( , Sat 9 Nov 2024, 15:26, archived)

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( , Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:25, archived)

It's been a good year. I hate doing my own tax returns though, might employ someone else to do it.
( , Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:29, archived)