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You are all doing very well on the new endeavour.
You know what it is. Dave Trouser is impressed at your will power thus far.

Keep it up, and have a lovely weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:44, archived)
nobody knows what you're talking about you weird old wanker

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:46, archived)
It's you isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:46, archived)
Nope. I don't stoop to such levels.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:59, archived)
i'm trying to watch harry potter as an adult and i'm finding it really hard
apart from everything else Stewart Lee keeps jumping into my head and yelling 'have you read the harry potter and the tree of nothing? no i haven't. but i have read the complete works of the romantic poet and visionary william blake, so fuck off' and it's making it rather difficult to pay attention
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:00, archived)
Yeah I think that’s because it’s for kids
and fairly dimwitted kids at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:02, archived)
i've been told by so many adults how great it is and i'm finding it super tough going
but then i am being lazy and watching it on netflix, the books might be better. but i haven't got time for that shit
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:02, archived)
Are these adults younger than 40-45?
If so, they had a chance to grow up with the books and films and they can be excused for thinking it’s good, if not forgiven.

If they’re older than 45 then they most likely have kids of their own, or they just have bad taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:05, archived)
yeah i think the magic of watching/reading with their kids has polluted them

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)
I like them
Which should tell you all you need to know about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 10:09, archived)
Back in the day, I printed out a bunch of A4 "posters" at work.
They just had "Snape kills Dumbledore" on them, and left them face down in a few spots on my desk.

1) Nosey fucks turned them over.
2) Grown adults obsessing over childrens' books got upset.

The overlap between people that can't mind their own business, and infantile real-world obsessions, is quite large.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:06, archived)
that whole thing was pretty low for everyone involved
you too
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)
just because i don't like it doesn't mean i have to be a cunt about it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:11, archived)
Said "MiseryCunt", on the Internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:14, archived)
Nah.
They kept comparing every-fucking-thing to Potterland, even work stuff. Inserting it into every conversation they could. Keep in mind, these people were in their late 30s and 40s *back then*.

It worked. They stopped doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:12, archived)
taking an interest in you? yes i expect they did.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:14, archived)
No, we got more work done instead.
I'd do it again too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:15, archived)
oh that's alright then.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)
are you very upset about the snape thing then?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:10, archived)
cunt killed dumbledore an then he dies irl

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:16, archived)
Alan Wreckman

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:23, archived)
Anal Dick-man, more like!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:27, archived)
OMGLOL that is such a Hermione thing to do!
You absolute Hufflepoofter.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)
MUDBLOOD!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)
I am sending the drones to punish you right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:17, archived)
i read the first book and it was worse than the movie, which itself was pretty bad I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:07, archived)
yeah but all books are worse than films cos films are in colour now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:19, archived)
but books have a smell

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:21, archived)
all books smell the same

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:28, archived)
Racist

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:31, archived)
^mungle

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:47, archived)
Mary Muggle and Midge

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 22:49, archived)
I started watching the first film in the year 2000 and stopped it after about 20 minutes,
wizards can get fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 15:26, archived)
Thank you Mr Grace

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:12, archived)
I don't get this reference.
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:19, archived)
I'm sitting here playing with my pussy so I can't comment right now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:10, archived)
Mittens!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:28, archived)
Captain peacock my pussy was soaked

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430167
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:48, archived)
<s>ea</s>oo

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:53, archived)
Cricket innit

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:49, archived)
That US stocks fund I'm in has gone up 6.3% in the space of about 6 months, get in.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:25, archived)
My pænus has gone up your nan 6.3%

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:28, archived)
Cor!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:30, archived)
I'm on 190% with some investments.
It's been a good year. I hate doing my own tax returns though, might employ someone else to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:29, archived)
it's called an accountant you fucking pleb

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:30, archived)
omg really?! Thanks man! Didn't know.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:32, archived)
i'm here to help
i just can't believe you ruined harry potter. you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:33, archived)
<3

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:33, archived)
Yes, his arse was in tatters. "YOU'RE A WIZARD'S SLEEVE HARRY"

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 21:00, archived)
rowling did that already m8

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 21:10, archived)
wot a bitch

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 22:29, archived)
Does anyone know someone whose partner is an accountant?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:31, archived)
i think accountants are solitary creatures
so, no.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 19:35, archived)

st c
nd ck
+ my arse
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 20:55, archived)