I've got my 12 year old niece coming to stay.
What do 12 year old girls like? Is it beer and horror films?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:31, archived)

Horror, yes
But not beer, alcopops are your best bet
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:51, archived)

Spanishfly as far away from them as possible

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:43, archived)

I don't think that's exclusive to 12 year old girls, or to anyone really.
It's universal.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:53, archived)

Probably washing his trust-me trousers in anticipation

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:34, archived)