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Anything exciting planned for the Weeknd?
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:07, archived)

Going to Sorrento

(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:17, archived)

Turtle power!

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:57, archived)

Nothing planned as such.
Might bum-burgle a bare-faced go-away bird.
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:19, archived)

Same

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:20, archived)

What are the odds, eh?

( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:29, archived)

This weeknd I come immediately, thanks.

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:25, archived)

Hi dear

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:29, archived)

SIR I AM NOT A MONEY THIEF

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:30, archived)

+K

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:44, archived)

Did anyone see That's Life last night, that monkey who said sausages when they tortured it, I couldn't stop laughing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:32, archived)

ah, so THAT'S what Esther Rantzen means when she talks about assisted dying.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:50, archived)

I liked it when Doc Cox sang a song about wanking monkey torture

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:57, archived)

I liked it when they vox popped Jaz Coleman
torturing a monkey
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:19, archived)

I don't understand what's so 'wrong' with that sort of entertainment, we could all do with a bloody good laugh, excuse my french

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:42, archived)

pub fighting

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:39, archived)

👍🏻
I hope you win
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:41, archived)

Cheers m8
🏆🏆🏆
( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 12:57, archived)

+e

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:14, archived)

let's have a good clean fight, keep it short, and curly.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:16, archived)

waiting for Paul Hogan to go back to fucken mongrel land and having my house back
Roll on Sunday
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:02, archived)

that's not a house, THIS is a house

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:03, archived)

Ham? Cheese?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:14, archived)

I liked it when he suplexed the Ultimate Warrior or something.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:28, archived)

Linda Kozlowski's magnificent buttocks

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:58, archived)

don't think it'll still be magnificent 38 years later

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 22:27, archived)

You can live in it, but it tastes like shit.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:04, archived)

New tattoo tomorrow
Should take 3 hours or so
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:07, archived)

What’s the tattoo of?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:14, archived)

a clock

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:18, archived)

Rumpelstiltskin

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:50, archived)

Rumpels l kin
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:17, archived)

I have those already

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:28, archived)

Yeah but have you got tits tattooed on your tits?
Titception, if you will.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:29, archived)

No, silly
I've got cherries tattooed there
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)

Like these?
b3ta.com/talk/8430655
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:52, archived)

Quite like those, yes
But with leaves at the top of the stem
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:32, archived)

Might get one of Rumpelstiltskin on my Rumpelforeskin

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:42, archived)

I know he's short, but THAT short?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430913
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:40, archived)

Why not try a book instead?
You will get a lot more out of a book than staining a part of yourself.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:09, archived)

I have lots of books

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:25, archived)

Are they all on tattooing?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:46, archived)

No
Mostly Stephen King and Terry Pratchett
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:50, archived)

Well that's obviously where you're going wrong.
Pratchett is just Adams for children and King is just Poe for children.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:52, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
Both perfect for an idiot hoe with trampstamps.
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 16:59, archived)

Bou is that you?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 17:23, archived)

I've got my 12 year old niece coming to stay.
What do 12 year old girls like? Is it beer and horror films?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:31, archived)

Horror, yes
But not beer, alcopops are your best bet
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:51, archived)

Spanishfly as far away from them as possible

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:43, archived)

I don't think that's exclusive to 12 year old girls, or to anyone really.
It's universal.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:53, archived)

Probably washing his trust-me trousers in anticipation

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 15:34, archived)

I'm going to a fawlty towers themed dinner tonight
I'm going to get souped in a hilarious comedy manner
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:33, archived)

only £65 a head should be a laugh

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:34, archived)

head soup? disgusting.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 13:38, archived)

I'd give the crackers a miss

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:01, archived)

^ flowery twat

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:44, archived)

^farty towel

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 14:46, archived)

^ farty towel

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 17:35, archived)

^ gooch gouda

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Nov 2024, 17:46, archived)

HARRASSMENT

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Nov 2024, 21:39, archived)