I reckon Virgo prefers Kinder Bueno tbh

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 13:56, archived)

Because they're fucking fit

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 14:09, archived)

Just had one
can confirm.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 14:26, archived)

That's because Kinder Eggs combine disappointing chocolate with a disappointing toy.
Bueno is obviously the superior confectionery.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 14:19, archived)