I'm doing hassleback roast marinated tofu
If you prep it right, it's lovely. Not trying to be fake meat, just let the spices and marinade do their thing.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 18:00, archived)

Gay.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 1 Dec 2024, 18:04, archived)

It's gay to eat tofu?
I would have thought stuffing meat in your gob was gayer.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 18:14, archived)

shows what you know

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 18:17, archived)

When tofu is done nicely, it's great.
I realise this paints me firmly in the Guardian-reading wokerati column, but I'm prepared to accept that label as cover because I'm secretly quite right-wing.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 18:49, archived)

you do seem to go round in circles a bit m8

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 18:51, archived)

If done right, tofu is very nice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 20:11, archived)

people tell me the same about life but idk

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 20:21, archived)