What about the “I would” posts every time I’m here?
How do we get those under control?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:42, archived)

There's no way, you're just too damn desirable.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:44, archived)

It's because I'm as wise as an owl and hung like a donkey.
Wait I mean hung like an owl and as wise as a donkey.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 10:16, archived)