morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Dec 2024, 7:44, archived)

Go to bed and stop inappropriately touching the Smurfs.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:09, archived)

Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever smurfette is posted on the board. Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady smurfs. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:16, archived)

What about the “I would” posts every time I’m here?
How do we get those under control?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:42, archived)

There's no way, you're just too damn desirable.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:44, archived)

It's because I'm as wise as an owl and hung like a donkey.
Wait I mean hung like an owl and as wise as a donkey.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 10:16, archived)

*Smurves

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Dec 2024, 9:26, archived)

smurve operator

( $$ ✅, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 9:29, archived)

I like to smurve it smurve it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 9:38, archived)

Smurves up, dude.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 9:41, archived)

Are you being smurved

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 9:44, archived)

Peter Smurves

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 10:40, archived)

Don't be blue, Peter

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Dec 2024, 10:42, archived)

BLUE BECAUSE HE'S A SMURF

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Dec 2024, 15:37, archived)

What is the name of the blue character who was mortally wounded and then reanimated as an android policeman?
Smurvey
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 11:08, archived)

As shown in the film GnomoCop.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Dec 2024, 11:48, archived)

Happy Thai Environment Day, mate!

( $$ ✅, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:16, archived)

If they can't be bothered to call it "enThaironment", it can go fuck itself.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:17, archived)

Always about the ladyboys with you, isn't it?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:26, archived)

ฉันเป็นผู้ชายที่เคลื่อนไหวได้ ทั้งหมดที่ฉันต้องการคือชุดล้อ

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:48, archived)

Are you as excited about it as Siam?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Dec 2024, 9:40, archived)

This board is in cahoots with North B3TA
I'm declaring marital law or something. I'm sending in some big, buff blokes in combat trousers and they'll sort you all out.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 8:56, archived)

TBH don't know who's who now with all the name fuckery.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 10:59, archived)

I never have, there are several people on here I reply to and I never know which one's which.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 11:09, archived)

It's Bous all the way down.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 11:13, archived)

:(

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 11:13, archived)

The ones whose names keep changing, I mean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 11:17, archived)