A Jew, don't tell Hitler

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 15:04, archived)

Bless you

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 15:05, archived)

Non, non, je disais au revoir

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 15:11, archived)

Mange tout Rodders

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 15:15, archived)

It stands for 'diploma in computers'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Dec 2024, 15:36, archived)

I was lying anyway, I don't even have a loft.
I discovered after we moved in that our house is a "chalet bungalow", which sounds unbearably poncey but just means that a previous owner turned the loft into more rooms.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 15:57, archived)