My German housemate served him in a pharmacy in Bournemouth in 1998.
He was slightly put out that Oliver had no idea who he was.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:34, archived)

He was, at one point, the mayor of Wetwang
True story
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:36, archived)

Whiteley, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:37, archived)