Which post-punk vocalist was edible but also very smelly?
Ian Durian!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Dec 2024, 10:11, archived)

Which synth-pop/pop-rock vocalist was very sweet to taste but also very smelly?
Simon le Bon-bon from Durian Durian!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 10:19, archived)

Which man also nut?
Marc Almond
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 10:30, archived)

ME GRIMLOCK TELL JOKE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 10:39, archived)

ME GRIMLOCK YOU SLAG

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 10:41, archived)

I read recently that they've changed his name to Slug, which makes absolutely no sense.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:07, archived)

Slug Bastard
Croissant munching tosser - you're welcome bpd you cunt-fuck
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 6 Dec 2024, 15:24, archived)

Which 80s synth pop knobcheese later went on to present How? with Fred 'I can't believe he dodged Yewtree' Dineage?
Howard 'Gaz Top' Jones!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:07, archived)

Which 80s pop sensation ended up being nicked for harassing his ex wife and drunkenly proclaimed himself 'the hardest man on the island'?*
*referring to the Isle of Man

Nik 'Andy' Kershaw!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:11, archived)

Which 80s jazz-funk keyboard player and backing vocalist is famous for playing elaborate pranks and hoaxes?
Mike Wind-up!

I think I might go back to bed for a bit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:20, archived)

Which progressive/hard rock band is edible but also very smelly?
Durian Heep!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:25, archived)

Which literary character had a painting of himself in his loft which aged instead of him, liked it up the bum-bum and really stank?
Durian Ghey!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:28, archived)

Which Coronation Street actor also known as 'the Lancashire Foghorn Leghorn' is known for having shrewd teeth?
John Savvy-dent!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:26, archived)

Which Countdown presenter is known for having infected, pus-filled teeth?
's Oozy Dent!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:28, archived)

Richard Whiteley

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:30, archived)

My German housemate served him in a pharmacy in Bournemouth in 1998.
He was slightly put out that Oliver had no idea who he was.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:34, archived)

He was, at one point, the mayor of Wetwang
True story
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:36, archived)

Whiteley, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:37, archived)

What is the common name of Messier 42, an enormous cloud of dust and gas which is very smelly?
The Durian Nebula!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:33, archived)

took a satisfying dump at work earlier

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:34, archived)

then you woke up

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:36, archived)

was concious at the time
that's my style
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:39, archived)

at to

haha stoisfying, good work monster munch
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:39, archived)

Someone should do a 'mashup' of 'Stop the Cavalry' and 'Street Tuff'
This is the best idea I've ever had
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 12:04, archived)

I'm still upset that this was never FP'd
b3ta.com/board/11350627
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 12:37, archived)

And you justified in being so!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Dec 2024, 12:41, archived)

fucking lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 12:46, archived)

This will never be FPd because Happy Toast nor that other mod cunt made it

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 6 Dec 2024, 15:22, archived)