Which post-punk vocalist was edible but also very smelly?
Ian Durian!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Dec 2024, 10:11, archived)

Which synth-pop/pop-rock vocalist was very sweet to taste but also very smelly?
Simon le Bon-bon from Durian Durian!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 10:19, archived)

Which man also nut?
Marc Almond
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 10:30, archived)

ME GRIMLOCK TELL JOKE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 10:39, archived)

ME GRIMLOCK YOU SLAG

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 10:41, archived)

I read recently that they've changed his name to Slug, which makes absolutely no sense.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:07, archived)

Slug Bastard
Croissant munching tosser - you're welcome bpd you cunt-fuck
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 6 Dec 2024, 15:24, archived)

Which 80s synth pop knobcheese later went on to present How? with Fred 'I can't believe he dodged Yewtree' Dineage?
Howard 'Gaz Top' Jones!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:07, archived)

Which 80s pop sensation ended up being nicked for harassing his ex wife and drunkenly proclaimed himself 'the hardest man on the island'?*
*referring to the Isle of Man

Nik 'Andy' Kershaw!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:11, archived)

Which 80s jazz-funk keyboard player and backing vocalist is famous for playing elaborate pranks and hoaxes?
Mike Wind-up!

I think I might go back to bed for a bit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:20, archived)

Which progressive/hard rock band is edible but also very smelly?
Durian Heep!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:25, archived)

Which literary character had a painting of himself in his loft which aged instead of him, liked it up the bum-bum and really stank?
Durian Ghey!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:28, archived)

Which Coronation Street actor also known as 'the Lancashire Foghorn Leghorn' is known for having shrewd teeth?
John Savvy-dent!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:26, archived)

Which Countdown presenter is known for having infected, pus-filled teeth?
's Oozy Dent!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:28, archived)

Richard Whiteley

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:30, archived)

My German housemate served him in a pharmacy in Bournemouth in 1998.
He was slightly put out that Oliver had no idea who he was.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:34, archived)

He was, at one point, the mayor of Wetwang
True story
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:36, archived)

Whiteley, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:37, archived)

What is the common name of Messier 42, an enormous cloud of dust and gas which is very smelly?
The Durian Nebula!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:33, archived)

took a satisfying dump at work earlier

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:34, archived)

then you woke up

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:36, archived)

was concious at the time
that's my style
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:39, archived)

at to

haha stoisfying, good work monster munch
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 11:39, archived)

Someone should do a 'mashup' of 'Stop the Cavalry' and 'Street Tuff'
This is the best idea I've ever had
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 12:04, archived)

I'm still upset that this was never FP'd
b3ta.com/board/11350627
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 12:37, archived)

And you justified in being so!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Dec 2024, 12:41, archived)

fucking lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Dec 2024, 12:46, archived)

This will never be FPd because Happy Toast nor that other mod cunt made it

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 6 Dec 2024, 15:22, archived)