Are you now a knight of the belated empire?
I got the best honours-based schadenfreude experience a couple of years ago, but sadly this anecdote cannot exist online.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:03, archived)

Haha yeah sir 2can.
For services to bum fingering and the puerile digital arts
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:07, archived)

Bum fingering is a puerile digital art, if you do it right.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:17, archived)

Digital twice over.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Dec 2024, 20:12, archived)