Could we have more non-deplorable threads please?
It's great that my plans to kill this board are evidently working, but the nasty cunts are filling the page up with their dull blithering nothingness.

Cheers.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:53, archived)

Is it too early to start drinking?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:04, archived)

If you're drinking alone, yes.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:57, archived)

It’s definitely not now.
Hopefully you’re absolutely shitfaced by now.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:31, archived)

No
I remembered that I had a machine full of wet laundry to sort out, so I'm just settling down now with a film and a large g&t
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 20:30, archived)

Is it the Spice Girls Movie?
I bet it’s the Spice Girls Movie.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 21:06, archived)

I fucking hate those cunts
It was dodgeball, it's just finished, so I'm thinking what I want to watch next. I think snow beast, it's terrible.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 21:37, archived)

Debbie Does Dulwich

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 21:49, archived)

Does she?
I'm seeing her at the weekend, I'll have to ask her about it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 22:57, archived)

Seen Baseketball?
One of the better sportsball comedies.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 22:20, archived)

I have not
Funny enough, I just sent my sister my Christmas list. She always buys me whatever DVD's I want. I've asked for life on earth, because I love a bit of Attenborough, Edwardian farm, Tudor monastery farm, Elvira and Cocaine Bear.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 22:56, archived)

I went to that there Windsor Castle today to see the king.
Great king, A+++++, would watch bestowing honours again.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:23, archived)

Are you now a knight of the belated empire?
I got the best honours-based schadenfreude experience a couple of years ago, but sadly this anecdote cannot exist online.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:03, archived)

Haha yeah sir 2can.
For services to bum fingering and the puerile digital arts
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:07, archived)

Bum fingering is a puerile digital art, if you do it right.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:17, archived)

Digital twice over.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Dec 2024, 20:12, archived)