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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 18:35, archived)
^ This
Does a moka pot qualify as a 'machine'?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:22, archived)
It does when you attach it to a power drill and stick it up your arse

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:24, archived)
A.k.a. how to make coffee for guests you'd rather not see again.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:43, archived)
No
European Machinery Directive defines a machine as:
an assembly, fitted with or intended to be fitted with a drive system other than directly applied human or animal effort, consisting of linked parts or components, at least one of which moves, and which are joined together for a specific application,

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an assembly referred to in the first indent, missing only the components to connect it on site or to sources of energy and motion,

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an assembly referred to in the first and second indents, ready to be installed and able to function as it stands only if mounted on a means of transport, or installed in a building or a structure,

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assemblies of machinery referred to in the first, second and third indents or partly completed machinery referred to in point (g) which, in order to achieve the same end, are arranged and controlled so that they function as an integral whole,

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an assembly of linked parts or components, at least one of which moves and which are joined together, intended for lifting loads and whose only power source is directly applied human effort.

So that's not a fucking coffee pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 20:56, archived)
no need to swear
there are 50yr old children present
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:45, archived)