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let's talk coffee machines
Do you have a coffee machine that you make coffee with? If so please tell me about it and include diagrams
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 18:26, archived)
Moka

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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 18:35, archived)
^ This
Does a moka pot qualify as a 'machine'?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:22, archived)
It does when you attach it to a power drill and stick it up your arse

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:24, archived)
A.k.a. how to make coffee for guests you'd rather not see again.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:43, archived)
No
European Machinery Directive defines a machine as:
an assembly, fitted with or intended to be fitted with a drive system other than directly applied human or animal effort, consisting of linked parts or components, at least one of which moves, and which are joined together for a specific application,

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an assembly referred to in the first indent, missing only the components to connect it on site or to sources of energy and motion,

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an assembly referred to in the first and second indents, ready to be installed and able to function as it stands only if mounted on a means of transport, or installed in a building or a structure,

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assemblies of machinery referred to in the first, second and third indents or partly completed machinery referred to in point (g) which, in order to achieve the same end, are arranged and controlled so that they function as an integral whole,

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an assembly of linked parts or components, at least one of which moves and which are joined together, intended for lifting loads and whose only power source is directly applied human effort.

So that's not a fucking coffee pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 20:56, archived)
no need to swear
there are 50yr old children present
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:45, archived)
It's called a kettle

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 18:53, archived)
NO IT IS NOT SMASH

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:20, archived)
SUCK MY BALLS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:22, archived)
Are they big and salty and brown?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 20:16, archived)
do they taste of freshly ground beans?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:20, archived)
I do have a coffee machine. It's Tassimo brand because I refuse to ever give money to Nestlé, the child-murdering bastards.
It takes pods of coffee because I am a lazy twat. I have to put them into special recycling bags.

I can't draw a diagram, so just imagine a detailed, labelled representation of a coffee machine with a pod in it and coffee coming out.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:36, archived)
very detailed. i was able to mindulate the imagery. thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:18, archived)
Tiramisu is the only coffee delivery platform I indulge.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 20:02, archived)
Ugh!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:39, archived)
I use those coffee bags
I bought 3 months supply, saves washing up a load of gear
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 20:18, archived)
I haven't bought coffee in over 2 years
My work provides kenco coffee sachets for all employees. They didn't specify where said coffee has to be consumed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 21:37, archived)
you are a coffee thief!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:22, archived)
I have 2, a Tassimo for lazy capsules and a Delonghi for fresh
I do not recycle my capsules, because I am utter scum

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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 21:55, archived)
Yeah but we love you anyway, you massive scumbag.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:15, archived)
wonderful diagram you revolting little guttersnipe

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:19, archived)
I drink tea . Looking at this thread I'd deport all you coffee loving cunts and let the tea loving immigrants in. In fact, we will just shoot you all.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 23:26, archived)
you probably drink yorkshire tea you pervert.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 23:29, archived)
I will not.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 23:50, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 0:38, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 2:29, archived)
GO TO SLEEP

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 7:13, archived)