Still dark
- but it's a new day!
My cat is purring like a main battle tank engine, crawling all over me, and dribbling.

So, how were you fuckers all woken up today?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 6:40, archived)

needed a piss

( MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 6:50, archived)

Did you sort that out?
I hear you can buy piss for home delivery now.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 6:59, archived)

thank you yes
i bought twelve gallons
( MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 8:27, archived)

Cat jumped on me

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 10:02, archived)

guffed on a gibbon
it didn't like it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 11:18, archived)

Alright Katy Perry

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 14:18, archived)

My body determined that I had been asleep for long enough and so reactivated my conscious brain.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 14:29, archived)