I'm feeling good today
my mrs is sick in bed

might go on a billy bender

lol bender
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:51, Reply)

Your Mrs is sick in bed? Yeah, we all know...
...that thing she does with her tongue tho 😍
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:03, Reply)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:58, Reply)

so well known this forum is named after it!

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:19, Reply)

Or
bender up/down japper

Whichever upsets/pleases you more
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:07, Reply)

I'm going to my mate's
Christmas drinks
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:26, Reply)

might have a grog later
not had a drop since Monday, which is more impressive than it sounds
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:59, Reply)

She's rather fond of brandy and baileys lately
And she's paying, so that's what we'll be having
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:06, Reply)

Brandy and amaretto is fantastic
I believe it's called a French Connection. Maybe it's because it gets you 'fcuk'-ed up LOLOLOLOL
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 16:14, Reply)