Good afternoon, you sorry bunch of spastics

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:17, archived)

afternoon

( MiseryCunt, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:31, archived)

yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:49, archived)

yo

( MiseryCunt, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:25, archived)

Afternoon
Successfully wrangled the mental onto a train to Ely. I can relax until Christmas eve.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:31, archived)

I'm feeling good today
my mrs is sick in bed

might go on a billy bender

lol bender
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:51, archived)

Your Mrs is sick in bed? Yeah, we all know...
...that thing she does with her tongue tho 😍
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:03, archived)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:58, archived)

so well known this forum is named after it!

( MiseryCunt, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:19, archived)

Or
bender up/down japper

Whichever upsets/pleases you more
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:07, archived)

I'm going to my mate's
Christmas drinks
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:26, archived)

might have a grog later
not had a drop since Monday, which is more impressive than it sounds
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:59, archived)

She's rather fond of brandy and baileys lately
And she's paying, so that's what we'll be having
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:06, archived)

Brandy and amaretto is fantastic
I believe it's called a French Connection. Maybe it's because it gets you 'fcuk'-ed up LOLOLOLOL
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 16:14, archived)

Putting the 'eggy' in 'smeggy', right here. BELIEVE.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:32, archived)

looks like my landlord is going to have to replace the roof here
merry christmas dude, unlucky

he's a decent fellow, I feel sorry for him, nice that it's not on me for a change tho
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:52, archived)

btw your rent's going up

( MiseryCunt, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:26, archived)

just signed new tenancy agreement so if it is, it can't be until the end of next year
in fairness we're paying a good £500 a month under market rate anyway
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:00, archived)

Shit, I remember when 500 a month was the market rate
I'm so glad I had a stable enough income to buy a place in the first housing crash of my adult life. I could not afford to rent now.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:06, archived)

^ rent boy

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:51, archived)

Instead of shitposting on beeter dot com I’m donating to charity
and this is to guilt-trip you all into doing the same
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:54, archived)

it won't work

( MiseryCunt, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:57, archived)

The entire population of Runcorn, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 13:12, archived)

I'm donating some of this to the brb foodbank
static.independent.co.uk/2021/01/13/09/shutterstock_editorial_813815a.jpg?quality=75&width=1200&auto=webp
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 13:08, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8433595
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 13:11, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8433596
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 13:13, archived)

-f +m
-b+w

I've never had a mood wank but I hear good things!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Dec 2024, 13:49, archived)

lol

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:34, archived)

^

( MiseryCunt, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 16:41, archived)

I wanted to donate blood
But I can't, because I'm anaemic.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:07, archived)

-nem +spst

( MiseryCunt, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 16:43, archived)

*belms*

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 19:16, archived)