Splendid!
I've just failed to put up some shelves, drilled through the mains, and now we have to call out a proper electrician.

What fun!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 18:04, archived)

i know a geezer who will sort that for a monkey
edit: actually after doing some research that seems a bit expensive
let me know how my offer stands up once it's fixed
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 18:09, archived)

What is a monkey?
Aside from a large clade of primates?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 18:50, archived)

five hundred notes, m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 18:52, archived)

Fucking hell.
I was expecting more like a sparrow, or a gerbil.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 18:57, archived)

well, quite!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 19:00, archived)

What's an improper electrician?

( mongychops, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 20:07, archived)

One of those guys in 1970s porno -
"I hear you need a big new fuse in your box, yeah?"
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 20:49, archived)