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AFTERNOON COCK GOBLINS
who was working today? i was but i was home early because i am rad.

now it's beer of the cock etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 15:13, archived)
I was not, so fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 15:30, archived)
oh shove a candle up your forkhole

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 15:51, archived)
And then bury all your clothes

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 20:10, archived)
I have a nice Viognier chilled in the fridge
- might make a cheeky spritzer!

How are you demonstrating your hardcore working class roots today?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 15:37, archived)
by getting home at 2pm
and drinking stella
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 15:52, archived)
Splendid!
I've just failed to put up some shelves, drilled through the mains, and now we have to call out a proper electrician.

What fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 18:04, archived)
i know a geezer who will sort that for a monkey
edit: actually after doing some research that seems a bit expensive
let me know how my offer stands up once it's fixed
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 18:09, archived)
What is a monkey?
Aside from a large clade of primates?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 18:50, archived)
five hundred notes, m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 18:52, archived)
Fucking hell.
I was expecting more like a sparrow, or a gerbil.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 18:57, archived)
well, quite!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 19:00, archived)
What's an improper electrician?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 20:07, archived)
One of those guys in 1970s porno -
"I hear you need a big new fuse in your box, yeah?"
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 20:49, archived)
I'm at work right now IYKWIM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 15:39, archived)
fnar

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 15:52, archived)
Managed to prescribe someone 500mcg of methylprednisolone instead of 500mg 2 weeks ago after misreading a neurology A&G response.
Pharmacy quite happily dispensed it, I feel they are just as much to blame in this.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 17:01, archived)
i hope you've since changed it to cannabis oil

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 17:04, archived)
Alright I'll give it a go. Do you think that will make their myelin grow back?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 17:21, archived)
100% (percentograms)

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 17:39, archived)
If they had any clinical reason to query the dose, then yes they are.
I've got lots of lolprescribing error stories, like the person who'd been getting meloxicam 15mg twice daily for until I queried it, and it turned out the hospital letter said "double the dose from 7.5mg daily to twice daily" and they quadrupled it by mistake. Without anyone apparently noticing that this was an overdose, for over two years.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 19:39, archived)
And not a single fuck was given

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 20:09, archived)
The fact that they instructed the patient to cut the already tiny lowest strength pills into quarters might have given them pause for thought.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 20:10, archived)
They were very quick to complain when I prescribed someone 1000g metformin TDS.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 20:12, archived)
I used chat gp now for my drug needs. It recommends enough to get me fucked analysing algorithms.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 20:31, archived)
SKY ROCKETS IN FLOBLINS +

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 17:56, archived)
Those dividends really do earn themselves.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 30 Dec 2024, 19:09, archived)
that's why i'm working 4 hour days

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 19:29, archived)

or an
+s
+ a
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Dec 2024, 21:38, archived)