MORNING!
At 04:30, I needed a poo, so now I am awake.

What important shit made you get up today?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 6:27, archived)

coffee

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 7:10, archived)

^

( broadsword, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 10:21, archived)

My boundless enthusiasm for life
also I needed a piss
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 7:48, archived)

An important lack of shit
on the part of my dog. 15 minutes outside with her at 6am and all she had was a pee.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 7:56, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Dec 2024, 9:06, archived)

I am much much better
Knee seems back to normal, stopped with the night sweats and I feel much improved. Still coughing an awful lot but it doesn’t hurt now. Happy New Year!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 9:53, archived)

Have you tried not being ill?
It's great.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 10:21, archived)

I've done that a couple of times
It was alright
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 11:45, archived)

I think I'll try a restorative drinkie instead

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 14:55, archived)

so now I am awake the very next day, I gave it away
( broadsword, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 10:21, archived)

Alright.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 12:12, archived)

Alright ocsp you weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Dec 2024, 12:33, archived)

Just saw a couple of blokes get refused entry to Heron Foods.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Dec 2024, 12:56, archived)

never heard of them

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 15:31, archived)