Johnnie WALKER
as in 'walker' being slang for zombie, I did the same joke for Geordie Walker last year and jokes are always best when you have to explain them every time.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:24, archived)

no that's just shit mate

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:30, archived)

Yes, that was the subtext, you thick cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:42, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:44, archived)

in my defence i was horribly drunk

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 10:54, archived)