What happened with your old job?
Did you get caught smearing smeg on the smoked smews?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jan 2025, 16:00, archived)

I reckon he got caught using his work laptop to look at Lorraine Kelly upskirts.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Jan 2025, 16:02, archived)

Lorraine Matthew
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 16:04, archived)