Have you considered getting a new girlfriend?
Or a horse?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:56, archived)

Yes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:07, archived)

I hope you get either or both of those things, depending on what you want.
And all the other things you want too, if indeed there is more to life than a girlfriend and/or a horse.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:13, archived)

Maybe a few glasses of beer on an evening.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:14, archived)

Christ, I didn’t know you were going to be that greedy.
I hope you get soft porn on VHS and the front half of a weasel.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:14, archived)