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What did you miss most about me while I've been gone.
And what do you want to know about what I've been up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:34, archived)
I likes your hair lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:38, archived)
Also, what have you been up to?
If it's anything to do with your motorbike, dogs or girlfriend, I'm not interested. I'll take any bass playing anecdotes off your hands though
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:40, archived)
I joined another band playing sort of weird shoe gaze
They're all young and hip and I'm just the fat guy at the back of the stage trying to squeeze a bass run in to a pretty boring chord progression and seeing if I can drink a whole bottle of Corona for each song in the set.

How are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:43, archived)
Nice!
My youngest plays guitar in a decent little rock band now. They have a gig on Friday actually, if you happen to find yourself in sunny (cold and wet) Fareham
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:49, archived)
And I am fine thank you
I nearly died a couple of years back, but I didn't so...yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:51, archived)
I'm not going to Fareham,
Also glad you didn't die.

My girlfriend left me and now I'm very lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:51, archived)
No I don't blame you
Oh I'm sorry to hear that. Is this a recent thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:56, archived)
End of 2023
15 years together and she called it a day. To be fair, it has probably run it's course. But, I now have my own house and I can park motorbikes indoors and hang bass guitars on the wall instead of art
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:07, archived)
No, Fareham's been around since before Roman times around a crossing point of the River Wallington,
close to the top of what is now High Street. The Romans came to the area in about AD43 and built a large fortress at Portchester to shelter their garrison and defend Portsmouth Harbour. Evidence of settlements in the Second Ice Age and Saxon times have been suggested by the discovery of flint arrowheads, knives and other implements at Hill Head. During the Iron Age, the Celts are believed to have used the River Meon as a harbour.

The Domesday Book of 1086 showed that the present Borough of Fareham comprised of the 'Hundred of Ferneham' (Fareham), the 'Hundred of Ticefelle' (Titchfield) and the 'Manor of Porcestre' (Portchester).
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:08, archived)
I moved in on the following Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:11, archived)
Lol.old

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:12, archived)
Haha LITERALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:13, archived)
Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 16:18, archived)
You can't say that.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 16:21, archived)
sorry my keyboard was hacked

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 16:29, archived)
Have you considered getting a new girlfriend?
Or a horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:56, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:07, archived)
I hope you get either or both of those things, depending on what you want.
And all the other things you want too, if indeed there is more to life than a girlfriend and/or a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:13, archived)
Maybe a few glasses of beer on an evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:14, archived)
Christ, I didn’t know you were going to be that greedy.
I hope you get soft porn on VHS and the front half of a weasel.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:14, archived)
That's too painful for me to begin to answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:47, archived)
Feeling a little hoarse?
Suck a Zube
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:50, archived)
Want to suck my zube?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:52, archived)
Yeah go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:56, archived)
That's between me and my little pony.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:55, archived)
Christ, it can't be that old surely. I'm sure I remember the ads
www.alamy.com/stock-photo-advert-in-magazine-circa-1952-for-zube-menthol-cough-sweets-32438248.html
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:57, archived)
Zubes are good for your tubes!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 10:44, archived)
I missed your elegant panache and devil-may-care attitude
And Gerald anecdotes.

I know that you went on a euro trip because I'm a cyber stalker and sex addict

I've started curing some pork belly to make streaky bacon, so deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:05, archived)

streaky y-fronts more like!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:05, archived)
Gerald retired.
Luckily, one of the other blokes in the workshop has gone absolutely conspiracy crazy.

Yesterday he told me that he has proof that they're poisoning tap water because his dog has stopped drinking out of the bowl but happily drinks out of puddles.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:09, archived)
quality, people like that are an endless source of entertainment

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:12, archived)
I also got some art you would like.
imgur.com/a/A825VxU
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:10, archived)
ha, remember when they were sat behind us at dinner?
that restaurant is twice the price and shit now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:19, archived)
I do indeed.
That was a nice little restaurant
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:20, archived)
they still have another one round the corner which remains great, thank fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:26, archived)
how many arms and legs do you have these days?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:13, archived)
The normal amount

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:17, archived)
sexy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:20, archived)
Which one are you again?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:25, archived)
I can be whoever you want me to be for the right price.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:28, archived)
Grim.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 16:08, archived)
The kindness and laughter
And what you had for dinner yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:34, archived)
Chicken Thai curry and sticky rice

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:39, archived)
My girlfriend really liked your username.
She's my wife now, but I'm sure she still likes it.

With age, have you become more windy, more porcine, neither, or both?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:38, archived)
I don't think that's any of your fucking business if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:40, archived)
You've certainly become more surly.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:49, archived)
That's what he was like last time he was about, I remember him being much more amiable a few years earlier.
To be fair, it is none of my fucking business.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 16:00, archived)
I just want you to know, I care deeply about you.
And I have become increasingly porcine as I've aged
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 16:07, archived)
Surly? You can't be serious.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:46, archived)
I can't find fault with this.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 16:41, archived)
No thanks.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:39, archived)
K

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:41, archived)
yes please.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:47, archived)
What did you miss about ME?
I've gone from being called Garideb to Garidead to Garold over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:41, archived)
Probably all the sexy bum pictures you used to send me

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:45, archived)
*blush*

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 16:07, archived)
Your musky aroma

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 16:25, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 16:28, archived)