Gerald retired.
Luckily, one of the other blokes in the workshop has gone absolutely conspiracy crazy.

Yesterday he told me that he has proof that they're poisoning tap water because his dog has stopped drinking out of the bowl but happily drinks out of puddles.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:09, archived)

quality, people like that are an endless source of entertainment

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:12, archived)