I might try this

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:09, archived)

What, waxing Smegg Wallace's ears?
I wouldn't bother, he's just had them done.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:23, archived)

He's a fucking cretin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:24, archived)

Everyone's a fucking cretin on here.
Even me.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:25, archived)