Pushing that bellend down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 12:02, archived)

A popular activity

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 12:43, archived)

Isn't it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:01, archived)

a specific bellend, or just a general nudge?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 12:54, archived)

Specific

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:01, archived)

how you get off is your own business
*no judgement*
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 12:56, archived)

Could you just hold this chinchilla still for me?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:07, archived)

Q. Who put the chin in chinchilla?
A. Jimmy Hill, the sick fuck.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:14, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:00, archived)

Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:01, archived)

My barber just waxed my ears.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:43, archived)

It's a weird manifestation of neediness, but it checks out
b3ta.com/search/posts/99063?q=waxed
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:45, archived)

Can confirm.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:00, archived)

I thought they mainly waxed jackets

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:56, archived)

Take your pants off and jacket

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:04, archived)

oh very good

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 15:42, archived)

I might try this

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:09, archived)

What, waxing Smegg Wallace's ears?
I wouldn't bother, he's just had them done.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:23, archived)

He's a fucking cretin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:24, archived)

Everyone's a fucking cretin on here.
Even me.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:25, archived)

Gunt afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:16, archived)