The first pic of him on Google is from a Grauniad article from 2019,
when he was already looking rougher than a badger's arse.
( .Yeti., Tue 14 Jan 2025, 14:43, archived)

Tony SLAUGHTERY
I'm assuming he was butchered to death, so Tony SPLATTERY would also work.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 15:18, archived)

OK

( .Yeti., Tue 14 Jan 2025, 15:48, archived)

TOE-KNEE SLIT, TORE EYE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 15:55, archived)

no m8

( .Yeti., Tue 14 Jan 2025, 16:06, archived)

Slattery said he did not remember how much he had spent on cocaine but "would not be surprised" if media reports that he spent £4,000 per week on the drug were accurate.

( MiseryCunt, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 16:40, archived)

Amateur.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Jan 2025, 16:41, archived)

i thought £600 was bad

( MiseryCunt, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 16:52, archived)