I reckon it's the conspiratorial mindset baked into their national identity.
If he's challenging the Deep State, he must be an underdog, right? Even if he spent 4 years in control of the Deep State, and is about to have another 4.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 8:56, archived)

I think it's because they're stupid racist cunts
Just like him.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 8:59, archived)

Thank goodness everything is so straightforward.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:00, archived)

Flat eart, pizzas for peados and all that shit.
it's spreading like gonorrhoea at an orgy.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:01, archived)

Look I've already apologised about that.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:28, archived)

You wouln't say that to their faces though
(because guns and stuff)
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:08, archived)

You don't stick your head in a tiger's mouth and then flick his spuds

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:53, archived)

Not unless your arms are about six feet long, anyway

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:53, archived)

A wet towel would work

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 10:46, archived)

Seems like a bit of a waste to develop the skill and technique required, only to have your head bitten off.
And isn't that just like life?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 12:17, archived)

"Now you say zat!" says one of Siegfried & Roy in a dodgy German accent

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 12:35, archived)