I have developed trigger thumbs and can't knit
That's well and truly knob.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 13:36, archived)

Could you get knitting mitts
that hold the needles in a kind of rigormortis grip?

If not, there's a dragon's den opportunity for you.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 13:45, archived)

Anything that means I have to grip is bad
My thumbs clamp themselves to the sides of my hands and have to be pried off with the other hand
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 13:49, archived)

Bollocks

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:02, archived)

Trigger thumbs?
That sounds rubbish, Dave.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 13:47, archived)

*falls through bar hatch*

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 13:50, archived)

I've had shit thumbs from birth
Ever since preschool I was able to, if I push hard enough, make it go back farther. It'd be able to do this until about 6 hours later when I had to push it back again.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:29, archived)

i used to be able to do that with my bollocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 17:07, archived)