There is this new and magical thing called "Google", which is a website that allows you to find things!
It's totally rad. Don't be embarassed, it only launched in the '90s, so totally understandable.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:17, archived)

Think I'll stick to Ask Jeeves,
no reputable company would call themselves Google.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 15:13, archived)

haha i wonder if that is still going not looking tho

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 17:18, archived)

It's still sort of there.
A generic search page with the "Ask.com" logo. No Jeeves though.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 19:44, archived)