Unless you meant you've taught yourself to Pleasure Hard Penuses in which case good for you.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:47, archived)

Disappointed in your accusation of homosexual activity
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 19:24, archived)

Hey it's not an accusation, I'm happy for you.
I have total respect for your aspiration to go and find the biggest, hardest penus you can and pleasure the hell out of it.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 20:59, archived)