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Started Learning PHP
What have you started learning today?
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I don't even own an eDonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 17:45, Reply)
dunno lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 17:47, Reply)
COBOL

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 17:55, Reply)
Dzongkha

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:09, Reply)
+ Rodney, you

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 22 Jan 2025, 19:35, Reply)
^Put a +nit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 22:08, Reply)
Was I meant to start learning something today?
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:11, Reply)
It's part of the seminar

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I don't even own an eDonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:17, Reply)
What is expected of me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:20, Reply)
Reading your gazzes would be a start

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:34, Reply)
The NHS trust did mention that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:38, Reply)
You've got to justify your consultant pay

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:51, Reply)
You'd need that money to park there everyday. Rob dog cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 20:42, Reply)
I have found that in my ICB job the less I read my emails or bother to turn up to meetings the more important everyone seems to think I am

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:51, Reply)
How to drive my new car.
I've driven automatics before, but it'll take a bit of readjustment.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:26, Reply)
OK clearly you want to tell us what your new car is but for some reason you're being coy about it.
Just tell us, we won't think any less of you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:48, Reply)
I was just a bit spooked when I googled it after putting the deposit down,
and that EXACT CAR was the 2nd result. It's dropped off now it's not for sale though. Jaguar XE R-Sport saloon, 2019, low mileage. Nicest car I've ever owned, even if I'll be paying off the loan for the next 5 years.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 19:05, Reply)
Very nice, I wanted a Jaguar X something after seeing one that was parked next to me once but could only afford a clapped out BMW 3 series at the time.
And I wouldn't worry about someone using that information to track you down and dox you, everyone seems very sane and friendly here.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 20:48, Reply)
Can confirm.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 20:58, Reply)
Funnily enough we were looking at a clapped out 3 series for under £5k
but I had an M3 years ago, great car but the running costs were atrocious so we decided to treble the budget for a car that will probably cost less in the long run.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 22:08, Reply)
My sister had an XE, just the diesel one
it was very nice indeed.

We have a black Vauxhall Indignia with a diddy petrol engine. It looks like a cheap, unlicenced taxi. The kind of car you describe to the police when you're being interviwed about the disappearance of a vulnerable friend.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:19, Reply)

and that EX AC T C AR was the 2nd result. It's dropped off now it's not f or sale though. Jaguar XE R-Sport saloon, 2019, low mileage. Nicest car I've ever owne d , even if I'll be paying off the loan for the next 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 21:01, Reply)
noncepunch!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 21:09, Reply)
Everyone seems to miss the part when we bought a Honda Accord in New Zealand.
It was already notorious around these parts, I could never satisfactorily explain to my wife why having one was so funny.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 22:04, Reply)
The True Justice Mobile

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 22:26, Reply)
In all honestly I don't really understand it either, I've never been clear what the joke is. Shitty old man's car? Too nondescript to find again once you've parked it?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 0:01, Reply)
Lost in the mists of time
b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post422892

time deleted threads
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 0:56, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/massivedrugs/post868898
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 0:58, Reply)
Thanks but I've already gazzed mongy
seriously though cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 1:03, Reply)
Taught myself PHP a while ago, now there's no point.
Just ask ChatGPT "Give me the php code to display this information from my database in this format" or whatever and it does it for you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:45, Reply)
I don't like AI
I usually make a point of not using much new technology produced after 2010, I call it Enlightened Luddism
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I don't even own an eDonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 19:03, Reply)
You certainly make a point of announcing your Luddism as often as possible

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 19:09, Reply)
I call that Enlightened Twatism

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I don't even own an eDonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 19:10, Reply)
This is the path to Idiocracy, sir.
Consider not being lazy to the point of relying on things you don't understand. DOOM! DOOOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 19:06, Reply)
Unless you meant you've taught yourself to Pleasure Hard Penuses in which case good for you.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:47, Reply)

Disappointed in your accusation of homosexual activity
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I don't even own an eDonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 19:24, Reply)
Hey it's not an accusation, I'm happy for you.
I have total respect for your aspiration to go and find the biggest, hardest penus you can and pleasure the hell out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 20:59, Reply)
no conclusions so far

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 19:25, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 22:55, Reply)
2 so far

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 0:43, Reply)
Speaking of conclusions
I just torrented Alien Autopsy - Fact or Fiction, hosted by Johnathon Frakes, and it came with 4 bonus mp3s of conspiracy theory radio for absolutely free.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I don't even own an eDonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 23:09, Reply)
You are radicalising yourself, Mr. Penis.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 23:23, Reply)
It's light entertainment, like the X-Files,
and being totally rad is good. The 80s told me.
and I'm not sergeant frenulum
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I don't even own an eDonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 23:27, Reply)
free if your time is worth nothing

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 0:42, Reply)