The floor recognises the Right Cunt Mr Horrible.
Mr Horrible, your opening statement please?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 11:02, archived)

I reckon it's "bollocks".

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 12:28, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:30, archived)