Pushing that cunt down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 10:58, archived)

The floor recognises the Right Cunt Mr Horrible.
Mr Horrible, your opening statement please?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 11:02, archived)

I reckon it's "bollocks".

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 12:28, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:30, archived)

easy life
Big gardener's breakfast
( MiseryCunt, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 11:48, archived)

You would say that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:30, archived)

alright m8
Just booked 3 weeks in Nam in March. Shove *that* down your scabby japper
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 11:58, archived)

Please ensure that after you come back
whenever anyone asks how your trip was, you reply "YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 12:03, archived)

Bia hoi and fresh spring rolls though, mmmm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 12:04, archived)

and fresh spring rolls though, mmmm
bia hee, bia hoi, bia HA-HA!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:05, archived)

actual lol

( .Yeti., Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:07, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:25, archived)

m n
( .Yeti., Thu 6 Feb 2025, 12:11, archived)

-N +Birmingh

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 12:14, archived)

Remember to shout "I LOVE THE SMELL OF BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING", in the morning, at breakfast.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:09, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:30, archived)