Bloody yanks will celebrate anything
Tell them that in England, we celebrate St. Bogan's Day instead, where we drink buckfast and fight each other.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 13:03, archived)

It’s coat a sheep in raspberry jam day
Swan upping in Downham, swan downing day in Uppham and the swans are staying well clear of Updown
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 13:26, archived)

You get there via the dirt road to Suckham

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 14:05, archived)

Room in the back for one more

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 15:25, archived)