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Good afternoon, wankstain's
I just served an American lady and as she left, she said 'Happy Valentine's Day' to me.

I mean double-you tee eff, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 12:53, archived)
Busy weekend ahead?
Museum 2moz, gastropub lunch with chums on Sunday.

Might bumhole a bison
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 12:54, archived)
Might hump a hypsilophodon.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 15:55, archived)
Might widdle on a wildebeest

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 16:42, archived)
might valentine a velociraptor

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 17:01, archived)
my wife, i mean

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 17:01, archived)
you're married?!

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 22:12, archived)
That was me m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Feb 2025, 13:02, archived)
Bloody yanks will celebrate anything
Tell them that in England, we celebrate St. Bogan's Day instead, where we drink buckfast and fight each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 13:03, archived)
It’s coat a sheep in raspberry jam day
Swan upping in Downham, swan downing day in Uppham and the swans are staying well clear of Updown
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 13:26, archived)
You get there via the dirt road to Suckham

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 14:05, archived)
Room in the back for one more

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 15:25, archived)
I'm Sir Loves-a-Lot, the bear who loves to love

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 13:44, archived)
And you cannot lie

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 14:06, archived)
no u ent m8 dunt lie

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 14:34, archived)
Fucken am

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 15:54, archived)
You're gentleheart lamb and you know it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 16:54, archived)
that and cocaine

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 16:35, archived)
enjoy the rest of your day!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 15:46, archived)
Alright Smeggers does Plop
Might actually make a pic for /board... probs won't tho
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 14 Feb 2025, 15:58, archived)
Happy non-denominational animalistic shagfest

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 14 Feb 2025, 15:58, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 21:26, archived)