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They won't have any choice

(, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 13:53, archived)
ASTRONAUT
Why are astronauts successful people?
Because they always go up in the world.
(, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 14:01, archived)
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
He had to work it out with a pencil
(, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 14:06, archived)
TEACHER: Give me the formula for water.
PUPIL: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
TEACHER: That's not right! Why do you say that?
PUPIL: Well, yesterday you told us it was H to O.
(, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 14:35, archived)