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Hi cunt's
I'm being sent all over town today to get my travel jabs. As such I'm down by the Houses of Parliament waiting for an appointment. I have just been arseraped for ยฃ7.80 for a pint of Asahi. Jesus christ
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 12:57, archived)
no-one cares, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 12:57, archived)
You didn't have to buy a pint tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Feb 2025, 13:13, archived)
Yeah I did

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 13:16, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 13:41, archived)
I'm in Madrid, m8
Just walked past Griff Rhys Jones. No biggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 13:43, archived)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 13:58, archived)
-for £7.80 for a pint of Asahi +by Jacob Rees-Mogg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 13:55, archived)
Go to a Weatherspoons then

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 14:04, archived)
none near here

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 14:09, archived)
fuck that massive headed wanker

(pick n mix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 21:50, archived)
Queef I mean

(pick n mix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 21:50, archived)
#LondonLols

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 17 Feb 2025, 14:26, archived)
I caved in and paid for Claude.ai for a month, I am now officially paying to have a computer imitate conversations with me.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 14:49, archived)
#lonely

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Feb 2025, 14:51, archived)
not great at coding either, it's a win/win

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 14:52, archived)
There are no win/winners on b3ta mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Feb 2025, 15:57, archived)
Funny, me and Claude were just talking about that.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 16:07, archived)
prick

(pick n mix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 21:50, archived)
fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 18:04, archived)
That's a bit pricey
Just got back from the hospital, follow up doppler scan on my leg.
Verdict: stable, keep taking the tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 15:32, archived)
They said you're stable?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 15:34, archived)
No that's where they put her, wards and corridors were full

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 15:36, archived)
No, my leg is

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 15:45, archived)