What is the best way to boil rice and keep it from sticking together?
Boil each grain separately!
( brb natural fistic, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 16:05, archived)

I'm not quite sure i give a fuck

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 16:23, archived)

. . . tell a joke! It'll cheer you up and make everyone forget their worries. Here are some jokes to tell:
Why did the poor dog chase his tail?
To make both ends meet.

What do you call mad fleas?
Loony ticks.

DOCTOR: Diet!
PATIENT: What colour?
( brb natural fistic, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 18:32, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2025, 18:44, archived)

Do you know the story of the empty tea-cup?
There's nothing in it!
( brb natural fistic, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 19:00, archived)

Spoonful of olive oil in the water

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 16:53, archived)

fire in the skies

( .Yeti., Tue 18 Feb 2025, 19:09, archived)