I'm not quite sure i give a fuck

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 16:23, archived)

. . . tell a joke! It'll cheer you up and make everyone forget their worries. Here are some jokes to tell:
Why did the poor dog chase his tail?
To make both ends meet.

What do you call mad fleas?
Loony ticks.

DOCTOR: Diet!
PATIENT: What colour?
( brb natural fistic, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 18:32, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2025, 18:44, archived)

Do you know the story of the empty tea-cup?
There's nothing in it!
( brb natural fistic, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 19:00, archived)