Bring vinyl,
you can spin it by hand around a twig using a porcupine quill and conch shell as a rudimentary stylus/speaker before you die of dysentery.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:33, archived)

not everything is about you, ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:44, archived)

Prune an anemone instead then, motherfucker

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:52, archived)

Admittedly I was thinking about sea urchins and got the name wrong,
I just enjoyed saying "prune an anemone" in my head as I typed.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:55, archived)

it is funny, i thought it was a euphemism at first
also prune is a funny word
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:56, archived)

so is wrinkled
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 21:01, archived)