Why did the Manager of a blotting paper company not want to retire?
He found the job too absorbing.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 18:57, Reply)

Happy candles.
And fuck you.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:10, Reply)

JOBS
Why did the angel lose his job?
Because of harp failure.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:34, Reply)

The punchline wasn't worth the effort

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:31, Reply)

Yeah a lot of these jokes look as if they could be funny if they were better worded, and better thought through.
Gary Wilmott's joke book was much better.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:31, Reply)

Rob published a joke book a while back.
I reckon you should give it a go, might be right up your street.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 21:05, Reply)

Pass.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 21:37, Reply)

Rob published a joke book a while back.
I reckon you should give it a go, might be right up your pass.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 22:12, Reply)

22 happy flaming candles up your bum™

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:07, Reply)

He couldn't face the idea of pottering around the house all day and getting under his wife's feet!
Lol!
( .Yeti., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:44, Reply)

What did the Eskimo wife sing when her husband asked what they were having for lunch?
"Whale Meat Again!"
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:39, Reply)

Happy candles
Have a non-sweaty sumo non-wank
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I've never heard of a hit that had the word herb, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 21:05, Reply)