when i learned i am still being recorded when* on hold
i stopped doing my massive drugs deals on the other phone

*ilst
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:43, archived)

The agents also listen to see if you are rude about them.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:21, archived)

They'll have regretted eavesdropping our rendition of Pigeons In Flight

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:23, archived)

Whenilst?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:46, archived)