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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Feb 2025, 6:31, archived)
Nope
Do not want
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 6:32, archived)
i'll put you on hold

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:42, archived)
Booking.com had my other half on hold for ages
it sounded like they'd commissioned John Shuttleworth to produce the music for them. We both started singing "Pigeons in Flight" while waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:22, archived)
when i learned i am still being recorded when* on hold
i stopped doing my massive drugs deals on the other phone

*ilst
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:43, archived)
The agents also listen to see if you are rude about them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:21, archived)
They'll have regretted eavesdropping our rendition of Pigeons In Flight

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:23, archived)
Whenilst?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:46, archived)
Yo.
Did you want something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:11, archived)
+g

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:14, archived)
Like ships in the night

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:32, archived)

p t

to save everyone the trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:33, archived)
Heh, poo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:47, archived)
Boingy tuesday

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:44, archived)
Morning.
How have we all been?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:12, archived)
Asleep! But no longer!
I hope you are well this day, Aardvark.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:30, archived)
It's been one hell of a week, Mr Trouser, but I'm doing much better now.
Welcome back to the waking world. I hope your day is as excellent as you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:31, archived)
I might sand some walls ready to paint.
Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:36, archived)
Alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:56, archived)
Mornin'

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:59, archived)